pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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