go do what you do best...puke behind churches
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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