im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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