Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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