Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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