all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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