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(616): View more from Michigan

I did the walk of shame to another booty call

(269): View more from Michigan

I don't think that should turn me on, but it does

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(646): View more from New York

We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

(1-646): View more from New York

mom would be proud

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(504): View more from Louisiana

today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please

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(510): View more from California

i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.

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(954): View more from Florida

tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position

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(850): View more from Florida

I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now

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(812): View more from Indiana

Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.

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