The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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