worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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