yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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