I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
