Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Come share oat with me in your robe
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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