Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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