Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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