Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize