This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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