it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You made out with two different species that night
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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