my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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