I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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