I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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