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(303): View more from Colorado

pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(315): View more from New York

Random question, how's your gag reflex these days

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(609): View more from New Jersey

How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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(850): View more from Florida

What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?

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Her vagina devoured it.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes

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(907): View more from Alaska

We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.

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(214): View more from Texas

Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.

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(925): View more from California

I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.

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