And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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