You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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