So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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