Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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