so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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