And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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