Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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