O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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