Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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