if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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