3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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