I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Randomize
