can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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