i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ugly people sure do ruin things
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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