Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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