Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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