I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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