So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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