she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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