I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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from the living room?
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