I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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