The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
