And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Dear god my vagina.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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