i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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