People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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