It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You're like the curious george of whores
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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