is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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