She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
