He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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