I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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